Everything Must Go

I’m in love with Craigslist. I’ve known about the site forever and visit it at least once a week, but never thought about posting anything on the site. A couple of big items (my football table, pool table and drums) were sitting around collecting dust when I came up with the genius idea to post them on Craigslist, maybe get rid of them. The pool table had like ten bites, the football had a few and the drum set had one bite. I happen to be shopping in Walmart when I noticed two guys standing in front of a pool table deciding on whether to buy it or not. I excused myself and walked over to them, telling them I was selling a pool table. They came over the next day to check out the table and bought it. I was really glad they did, that meant no other weirdos in my house looking at my stuff. Some guy came over tonight to buy the drums and I have to say, he was very easy on the eyes. Young twenty-something with brown hair and a little bit of facial hair. Nice build and all. All he needed was money and a big dick. And yes, you did just read that.

The reason I’m trying to get rid of the bigger items (except the air hockey table) is I’m looking to buy a house. Yes, I have decided to stay in Philly and have found a house that I’m quite fond of. I have no idea why.. it’s still in the neighborhood I’m in, but it’s growing on me more and more. It’s a twin, which doesn’t make me happy. I will never EVER move into another row home since all I ever get is asshole neighbors. Since it’s a twin, it has someone on one side .. but I always see the neighbor doing yard work and he looks like an alright guy. He listens to WMMR, so no loud rap music or same Blink 182 song over and over again like the neighbors we have now.

The house does have pergo floors .. which isn’t exactly a high point. And the artificial fire place will be going if it’s too cheesy. If not, I can throw candles in there and be done with it. Nearly all the walls will have to be repainted, cause the colors that are on the walls now are just plain hideous. The backyard is big enough for me to get a dog too! I am very excited about the possibility of purchasing a small dog. Maybe a Yorkie or Mini Pincher. Oh and here’s the best thing – no kids!! The block is full of adults and elderly people. I love it.

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